Girl’s got an ass, and a good one at that. Johanna Watts is blue-eyed beauty from Gainesville, Florida, who was raised by hippies and got a full academic scholarship to the University of Florida. She made her on-screen debut as Athenaise in the PBS production of Catherine’s Story (1998), when she was still a teenager. She has since grown up, Mr. Skin is pleased to report. Proof of this is evidenced in the movie Wingman, Inc. (2015), a rompy comedy where she plays Ms. Nancy in a bustier and short trench coat; she flips the back up to reveal barely there bottoms, and a derriere that is beautiful enough to inspire sonnets. While you may not have seen that flick anywhere but on Skin Central, there are a few other places you might recall this hot brunette from. She was a lawyer in Between (2005) with Poppy Montgomery, Lisa in Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood! (2008) with C. Thomas Howell (What? You might have seen it, and the title was too good for Mr. Skin not to include, plus, C. Thomas Howell.), and the wife in Bullet Train (2022) with Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock. You may have also seen her hanging on the arm of Jon Spaihts, the dude who wrote the screenplay for both Dune movies (2021 and 2023) and other big hits like Doctor Strange (2016) and The Mummy (2017). It’s who you know in Hollywood, and Spaihts got lucky to know Johanna. Not only is she hot, but she lists “toe dexterity” under special skills on her resume.
